The Christmas Day bomber, you know, the lunatic with his scrotum packed in high explosives for the purpose of blowing up an airplane in flight with two hundred innocent people aboard, was immediately Mirandized and provided counsel. Of course he then clammed up like a mute. This stupid move by the Obama administration deprived us of any intelligence we may have obtained otherwise.

Now, after several months of being criticized, by just about everyone, for giving this nut all the rights of an American citizen, Obama and Democrats suddenly pop up with a Senatorial hearing where they pretend to grill the CIA, FBI, NSA and all those responsible for our countries security.

When asked, at the hearing, it appears that the brilliant, strategical maneuver by the CIA, FBI, NSA and all those responsible for our countries security was to get the lunatic’s parents to convince him to spill the beans about all his terrorist buddies activities. They say that it worked, but they are pretending to be tight lipped as to what these beans consist of.

But when asked, the CIA, FBI, NSA and all those responsible for our countries security all agreed that America would be attacked again in the next 3 to 6 months, leading us believe that this was the actionable intelligence they got by using parental persuasion.

To sum; When ever the CIA, FBI, NSA and all those responsible for our countries security catch  terrorist in the act of trying to kill scores of Americans, all we have to do is treat them nice like American citizens and tell them that we are going to tell their mommies and daddies on them if they don‘t tell us what we want to know.

That ought to do it.

 

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A few years ago a family moved from my neighborhood and abandoned their cat to forage for herself. I took the cat in, filled up a bowl with Kit-&-Kaboodle and gave her a warm place to sleep.
 
 For the next five months I was the cats favorite person, her love, her master as she weaved between my feet, following me everywhere with a very audible purrrrr. [click to continue reading…]

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So President Obama says he will give Haiti $100 million in aide.

Nobody, apparently but me, noticed that what Obama really said was, “I’m going to give Haiti $100 million of Chinese-borrowed money and make all you American’s pay the interest payments to this Communist, godless country.”

Last time I checked, America is in $13 trillion in debt. How can we afford any aide?

We can’t.

China on the other hand is awash in $2 trillion in cash reserves. But being a godless, Communist country as they are, they don’t lift a finger to help the poor and in need around the world do they? Where are their ships? Where are their troops?

Obama’s on video saying he feels American exceptionalism is no better than any other country’s. He wishes to equal us with the rest of the world. It would make him and his wife proud to bring America down a few pegs and I believe his policies are purposefully doing just that. Superpower bad. Equal nations good.

But what he and his America hating liberals don’t understand is if America falls, who will send aide to Haiti next time? Who will save this country or that country from this disaster or that invasion?

Knock America off her pedestal and godless, Communists take the spot. The world will cringe when that day comes, and this is why Obama and his administration make me cringe.

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Once upon a time, in Boston Massachusetts , a group of citizens protested England’s taxes levied on them by tossing crates of English tea into the harbor water, proving that although they were English Subjects, they were first Americans.

Today, January 19, 2010, the people of Massachusetts voted for a Republican to represent them in the U.S. Senate, and although they are mostly Democrats they have proven once again that they are first and foremost, (Great) Americans.

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With reference to Obama and the Democrats chaotic fumbling with the nations health care system – never let them pack your parachute.

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Leave it up to the Internet and chain emails to clarify why Obama sucks better than main stream media, and even conservative friendly traditional media have. Allow the 29 and counting points below to sink in, and by all means pass them along.

  1. The Obama’s offended the Queen of England by touching her (breaking protocol), and previously giving her an IPod as a gift.
  2. Obama bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia.
  3. Obama Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega.
  4. Obama kissed Socialist Hugo Chavez on the cheek.
  5. Obama endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia.
  6. Obama sided with Hugo Chavez and Communist Fidel Castro against Honduras.
  7. Obama announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions while they’re building their nuclear weapons.
  8. Obama gave away billions to AIG also without pre-conditions.
  9. Obama expanded the bailouts.
  10. Obama insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian.
  11. Obama doubled our national debt.
  12. Obama announced the termination of our new missile defense system the day after North Korea launched an ICBM.
  13. Obama released information on U.S. intelligence gathering despite urgings of his own CIA director and the prior four CIA directors.
  14. Obama accepted without comment that five of his cabinet members cheated on their taxes and two other nominees withdrew after they couldn’t take the heat.
  15. Obama appointed a Homeland Security Chief who identified military veterans and abortion opponents as “dangers to the nation.”
  16. Obama ordered that the word “terrorism” no longer be used and instead refers to such acts as “man made disasters.”
  17. Obama circled the globe to publicly apologize for America’s world leadership.
  18. Obama told the Mexican president that the violence in their country was because of us.
  19. Obama politicized the census by moving it into the White House from the Department of Commerce.
  20. Obama appointed as Attorney General (Eric Holder) the man who orchestrated the forced removal and expulsion to Cuba of a 9-year-old whose mother died trying to bring him to freedom in the United States.
  21. Obama salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took down three terrorists who threatened one American life and the next day announces members of the Bush administration may stand trial for “torturing” three 9/11 terrorists by pouring water up their noses.
  22. Obama allowed a low altitude photo shoot of Air Force One over New York City that frightened thousands of New Yorkers.
  23. Obama sent his National Defense Advisor to Europe to assure them that the US will no longer treat Israel in a special manner and they might be on their own with the Muslims.
  24. Obama praised Jimmy Carter’s trip to Gaza where he sided with terrorist Hamas against Israel.
  25. Obama nationalized General Motors and Chrysler while turning shareholder control over to the unions and freezing out retired investors who owned their bonds.  Committed unlimited taxpayer billions in the process.
  26. Obama passed a huge energy tax in the House that will make American industry even less competitive while costing homeowners thousands per year.
  27. Announced nationalized health care “reform” that will strip seniors of their Medicare, cut pay of physicians, increase taxes yet another $1 trillion, and put everyone on rationed care with government bureaucrats deciding who gets care and who doesn’t.
  28. Obama tells America not to jump to conclusions after the Foot Hood Shootings.
  29. Obama tells America the underwear terrorist bomber was a lone nut and not worthy of interrupting his Hawaii trip.

I’ll update this list as his term moves forward.

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This week a young Nigerian, terrorist idiot tried to blow up a plane over Detroit that was making an approach to land there. Fortunately the young Nigerian, terrorist idiot wasn’t correctly instructed by Muslim radicals on detonating procedures and the plot failed sparing the life of a couple hundred innocent people.

Seventy one percent of Americans knew immediately that this young Nigerian, terrorist idiot should have been held for a military tribunal, but the brightest stars in the universe, Obama and team, let the young Nigerian, terrorist idiot lawyer-up before any actionable intelligence could be squeezed out of him.

To further exhibit their intellect, an Obama supporter was heard to say, “With plea bargaining, he (the young Nigerian, terrorist idiot) will tell us all we need to know in exchange for a lighter sentence.”

So tell me

Does the Obama team really think the young Nigerian, terrorist idiot cares about a plea bargain that would make his life a little bit more comfortable, in exchange for actionable intelligence, when the young Nigerian, terrorist idiot was just willingly anxious to blow his own nuts off for the sake of some wacky religious promise?

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When oil and gas at the pumps rocketed sky high Obama’s solution was for all Americans to, “Check the air pressure in their auto tires.”

When the weather turned cold last year, Obama’s solution was for Americans to caulk their homes. This, he said, would save energy and create thousands of jobs.

On Christmas day of last year a terrorist tried to blow up an airplane, but failed because he was an idiot. Obama’s security team sprung into action declaring hence forth no one was allowed to have blankets or be out of their seat in an aircraft one hour before landing.

We should all sleep well tonight knowing Obama is at the helm.

 

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I’m guessing Terrorists don’t follow financial matters closely.

If they did, they would realize that the U.S. dollar is tanking, America is sinking under the weight of trillions in debt, our percent of world GDP is shrinking, we don’t make anything anymore, and our corrupt politicians are hell-bent on sucking every last drop of resources (foreign financed) out of our country.

They should just sit back and wait for the inevitable self destruction of America by Americans.

America is too big and corrupt not to fail now. It will either implode under its own weight or patriotic Americans will forcefully overthrow the crooks in Washington. Either way, terrorists need not waste time trying to kill something that is already is suicide mode to begin with.

Besides all this, what was Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab thinking when he strapped explosive to his underware? How exactly will he enjoy 72 virgins with no dick?

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Next time someone says diversity is strength, tell them, “yeah, so are steroids!”

That’s what diversity programs run by human resources departments are. A fake, pumped up strength forced upon us workers by human resource departments that wish to mask the underlying weaknesses of their own medicine.

If diversity is strength, why is it when 90% of a workforce celebrates Christmas that we get holiday cards and seasons greetings fliers? Answer; diversity breeds fear within the same human resource lackeys that push the rest us to celebrate it.

If diversity is strength, why does it cost double in ink and paper to print shit in English and Spanish? Answer; diversity is worth any cost so we’re told!

There’s only so much manufactured strength a body can handle, and the American body is rejecting this medicine with the quickness. Sorry, fear and non-white racial solidarity are not American value traditional America wishes to embrace.

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