When President Trump gives his speech to Congress tonight, you can expect Rep Maxine Waters to inject her loud mouthed, un-statesperson like disruptions. Along with that, the press would love President Trump to attend the correspondents dinner at the White House so they can shame him by NOT attending themselves. But, President Trump is one step ahead of them and is too smart to fall for a stunt like that.
President Trump invited Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu for a dinner cruse, on the Potomac River, aboard the presidential yacht. After dinner they both enjoyed a cigar on deck where a sudden burst of wind blew Bibi’s Kippot (hat) off his head. A secret service guard immediately went to dive overboard to retrieve Bibi’s kippot, whereupon President Trump stopped him and ordered, “Never mind, I’ll get it.”
Trump climbed down the side of the yacht and walked on top of the water several hundred feet and returned with Bibi’s kiippot.
The next morning the New York Times headline blasted, “TRUMP CAN’T SWIM.”