depends on what IS IS

by buddy on February 9, 2015

The other day, faceless, rag wrapped, Islamic extremist/terrorist/barbarians known as ISIS tossed a Jordanian fighter pilot into a cage where they burned him to death as they videoed. Afterwards, they dumped a load of concrete rubble on top of his smoldering ashes. The video, of course, was shown to the world via the internet without fear of reprisal or accusations of war crimes.
Now, military geniuses’ are babbling, ”We have to put all the King,s horses and all the king’s men, (Boots), on the ground and destroy ISIS.” Don’t these fools know that ISIS is invisible?
Lets pretend the civilized world sends a million “Boots,” into the Syria and Iraq with the intent of annihilating the faceless, rag wrapped, Islamic extremist/terrorist/barbarians known as ISIS. But five minutes before they get there the faceless, rag wrapped, Islamic extremist/terrorist/barbarians known as ISIS is no where to be found. They seemed to have vanished within sight of all the King,s horses and all the king’s men. Where did they go?
Easy. They simple removed their rag wrapped heads and became peace loving Muslims. Then, when all the King,s horses and all the king’s men leave the area, the peace loving Muslims wrap their heads in rags and become faceless, Islamic extremist/terrorist/barbarians know as ISIS again. Off again, on again. Off again, on again. Off again, on again.
Lots of luck killing these barbarians.

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DRAMA OBAMA

by buddy on March 29, 2013

On March 28, 2013, Drama Obama scolded Americans as, “Forgetful,” for not enacting some form of gun control law  immediately after the tragedy at Sandy Hook elementary school.

He spoke in front of a backdrop of victims, as is his M.O, and reprimanded, “Shame on us,” pausing dramatically long between sentences.

Indeed, Drama Obama wants to invoke emotional shame in others, especially law makers, who might pass a gun control bill, “So that we can find out what is in it.” An ounce of wisdom would prompt one to say let us NOT vote on anything, “In the fog of controversy,” Ring any bells?

A wise man once told me, “Don’t let your emotions over rule your common sense.”

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Maryland Governor Wants to Fingerprint Gun Owners

February 18, 2013

Hey Gov. Martin O’’Malley! Answer this question! Who usually get’s fingerprinted? That’s right, criminals! You can kiss my ass on getting fingerprinted for practicing my 2nd Amendment rights. What’s next? Will you shave our heads, pour lime over our lice-covered bodies and etch serial numbers on our arms so the drones can identify us from […]

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Keystone Pipeline Questions

February 18, 2013

I’m a pro-capitalism guy, but I have logical questions I need answered about this Keystone Pipeline. The oil we wish to build a pipeline for is in Canada, so why don’t we build a refinery in Canada where the oil is instead of building 1700 miles of controversial pipeline? My guess is the Keystone Pipeline […]

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ABOUT FIRE ARMS AND FREEDOM

January 14, 2013

In the wake of the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting politicians, with their usual, sleazy maneuver, tried to poke holes in the second amendment of our constitution by proposing a ban on assault weapons. “ASSAULT WEAPON” Holy Moly! What horrifying words. Liberal politicians want to conjure up an image of a bloody war scene or […]

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SURE, TAX ME (TEE-HEE)

December 5, 2012

Obama’s, seemingly, tax war on the, “Rich” isn’t really a war with the, “Rich” at all. Rather another slight of hand maneuver by Obama to be the populist messiah. If it were a really a war with the “Rich” wouldn’t you think the “Rich” would have circled their wagons and sent battalions of lobbyists and […]

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WHAT YOU SEE, AIN’T WHAT YOU GOT

December 1, 2012

Why do you think Obama is out on the stump in campaign mode? The answer. To defeat an opponent. He’s campaigning to defeat and make irrelevant one branch of our government, his enemy, Congress. He’s a pseudo president who envisions himself to be walking in Lenin’s footsteps. If he really wanted to help solve the […]

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Big Loser

November 7, 2012

Mitt Romney didn’t lose last night, my country did.

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A Familiar Cliff

August 20, 2012

Several weeks ago the Obama team aired a video of a Ryan look-alike pushing granny off a cliff. That cliff is the same cliff Obama has put this country’s economy on the edge of.

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According To Obama, You’re A Chunk Of Crap

July 16, 2012

First, Obama toured the globe demeaning the exceptionalness of the United States. Now, he tours the United States demeaning individual exceptionality, saying that if you are successful you didn’t do it on your own.

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