1,900-page House health care bill: Beware of Liberal Buzz Words

I decided instead of reading this 1,900 page bill that I would use my Adobe Reader’s find functionality to find all the liberal buzz words I could think of inside the bill. I thought this would be a great indicator that this bill will be a liberal/urban/minority/poor/non-middle-class-white boondoggle.

Here are my preliminary finding:

Urban – Used 316 times in bill

Nonprofit – Used 41 times in bill

Outreach – Used 40 times in bill

Underserved – Used 34 times in bill

Race – Used 9 times in bill

Underrepresented – Used 8 times in bill

Disadvantaged – Used 6 times in bill

Ethnic Minorities – Used 4 times in bill

Subpopulations – Used 3 times in bill

Limited English Proficiency – Used 3 times in bill

Socio-economic – Used 2 times in bill

EXIT QUESTION: Hey white Obama Voters; I didn’t read anything about you in this bill. Your names will, however, be on the receipt.

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