The AlphaNumeric Society is outraged that world health officials would use numbers and letters to name the newest flu that has hit the world scene.
The letter N has already been through so much. People use “the N-word” which replaced another negative word starting with N, and it’s about time this innocent letter get some rest and relaxation.
The letter H is used by Hillary Clinton and Hemorrhoids (both pains in the ass), so everyone can agree it needs a break from negative association.
The number 1 is used twice here. The AlphaNumeric Society does not want to ruin athletic events where the winners might put up their fingers, shout,”we’re number 1,” then instantly think of this killer virus, thereby ruining their euphoria.
Thus, the AlphaNumeric Society rightfully demands that world health organizations name the virus using verbal clicking noises of the African Sandawe language.
This is an exclusive article for The Terry Anderson Radio Show.
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