FAKE NEWS

by buddy on February 22, 2017

President Trump invited Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu for a dinner cruse, on the Potomac River, aboard the presidential yacht. After dinner they both enjoyed a cigar on deck where a sudden burst of wind  blew Bibi’s Kippot (hat) off his head. A secret service guard immediately went to dive overboard to retrieve Bibi’s kippot, whereupon President Trump stopped him and ordered, “Never mind, I’ll get it.”
Trump climbed down the side of the yacht and walked on top of the water several hundred feet  and returned with Bibi’s kiippot.
The next morning the New York Times headline blasted, “TRUMP CAN’T SWIM.”

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