I lie of course.
They previously blamed its members for anti government sentiments, caused by coming back from warzones infected with militant strands of the hate virus.
This time with the swine flu outbreak, DHS hasn’t blamed the American Legion, but they also have not even considered (the possibility of) blaming the millions of illegal immigrants coming into America (potentially) infected with strands of the swine flu for the reported cases of swine flu within America.
Fear not though. To ensure our safety, I’m sure DHS will double their efforts to find out if anybody infected with the swine flu if affiliated in any way with anybody at the American Legion.
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