German woman gets mauled by polar bears, earns $1500 in carbon credits

by bucktown on April 13, 2009 · 0 comments

in Overseas News, Parody

The German woman that recently jumped into a polar bear enclosure and was bitten several times earned $1500 in carbon credits for her selfless act of saving the planet.

Polar bear bits are worth $500 each. If only she could have had a limb torn off (netting her a cool $20k for each limb), she could have really proved how environmentally aware she was.

She might need crutches to cash in her credits though.

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