Janet Napolitano Outlaws The Word “Fool” in “April Fools”

by bucktown on April 1, 2009 · 0 comments

in Government

Not wanting to cause any unnecessary emotional grief to fools, Janet Napolitano outlawed the word “fool” and replaced it with “human caused mental disasters.”

On a related note, she also outlawed the word “April” since it has “Ape” in it’s pronunciation.

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