New DHS term for Pirates

by bucktown on April 8, 2009 · 1 comment

in Parody, Political Correctness

As not to upset any Somalians that may have electricity and catch any American coverage of their best and brightest illegally boarding ships that don’t belong to them (kind of like ACORN thugs breaking into foreclosed homes that don’t belong to them), Janet Napolitano dropped the word “pirates” and replaced it with “Aquatic Parrot Trainers.”

Obama has 444 days (remember Iran hostages) to deal with this issue and still claim that he didn’t “Rush To War” and thus is way better than Jimmy Carter and George W. Bush.

But, don’t wait too long Obama. Since this was a vessel carring relief supplies to Kenya,  Republicans might borrow a page from the Democratic playbook and accuse your inaction as “Starving the Children.”

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