New DHS term for Terrorists

by bucktown on April 8, 2009 · 1 comment

in Government, Parody

We’re already familiar with Janet “No-Nuts” Napolitano’s new term for terrorism—Human Caused Disasters. So it’s only natural that we start calling the actual people that carry out these disasters “Human Caused Disaster Planners.”

You know, kind of like Event Planners but with bombs instead of bouquets.

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1 JimT April 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Napolitano is showing her incompentence and her attempts to be politically correct in all her glory as the DHS Czar. Terrorists are terrorists. Islamic terrorists are Islamic terrorists. Domestic terrorists are American terrorists. Napolitano is trying to soft-soap an accurate discription for a term that means what it says. Next she will call the “freedom fighters”. Oh, CNN has already done that.

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