Obama Demands All GM Vehicles Have Teleprompter Mirrors

In a parallel universe, Obama issued an executive order demanding that all future GM vehicles have teleprompter mirrors.

These mirrors will let people know when they are driving too fast, and at regular intervals, prompt them that they are evil carbon burners and should be walking or taking public transit anyway.

All mirrors will have a sticker on them warning, “The dangers of taking bailout money are closer than they apprear.”

Related posts:

1. Obama Buys Swing Set For His Teleprompter
2. Flag Burners Exempt from Carbon Credits
3. Obama Administration takes over Ford
4. The Fairness Doctrine: Welfare for Sub-Prime Liberal Broadcasters
5. Obama Administration Developes New Computer Operating System