Perez Macho-Ma’am Hilton

by bucktown on April 22, 2009 · 3 comments

in Gay Marriage

The only reason Paris Hilton is famous is she assumed (through birth) the name of her famous parents. She’s famous for being famous.

The only reason Perez Hilton, gay judge of the 2009 Miss USA contest, is famous is he assumed (with only a slight tweak in spelling) the name of a famous person who borrowed her name from other famous people. In other words, he’s famous for being likened to someone who is famous for being famous.

Perez Hilton’s real name is Mario Lavandeira. I guess you find more Marios setting up the red carpets as opposed to walking down them, so there’s no pride in that.

This Mario wants gay marriage legalized. But, what exactly is gay marriage? Well, it’s kind of like regular marriage but with a slight tweak.

Gay marriage wants to become famous for nothing other than copying something else famous—traditional marriage—which has been famous for thousands of years.

But, traditional marriage is famous for a reason. It helped us with perpetuation and got us to where we are today. Gay marriage can never do so, and Californians rightly voted against it.

Perez wants to copy something famous to become famous, but destroy those people that believe in the famous ritual that he wants to copy. Amazing.

The USA is 90% heterosexual. Miss California, Carrie Prejean, wants to represent the USA. Supporting traditional marriage does so without question.

I feel bad for this hissy, sad man, Mario Perez. He’ll never be the woman he wants to be, and traditional marriage will always be around to remind him of another way.

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1 Paul April 22, 2009 at 10:43 pm

Miss California doesn’t have to say another word after this degenerate recorded a rant where he called this woman everything but what she truly was. He confirmed that he’s a jackass at best and in need of much psychological help at the worst. I’m betting on the former!
Trump should get it through his head that having some bozo like Perez as a judge has diminished the luster of winning a “Miss USA” contest.
Oh, and the 10% of the country being homosexual that the gays will often quote is not correct from articles that I have read. It’s more like 2 to 3%.

2 bucktown April 23, 2009 at 1:44 am

Yeah, I should have just said “a vast majority” are heterosexual.

As for these contests, I always thought they were silly. Just have the best lookin’ woman win. No, talent show, no questions. Jesus.

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