Send In The Clown

by A. Hamilton on July 2, 2009 · 1 comment

in Government

The new “Greatest show on earth,” circus is now complete. It has dropped the header, “Greatest show on earth,” and condensed it to just, “Circus.” The cast of performers are total amateurs who applied for positions under the big top with fraudulent credentials and false pretenses.

No, the circus is not the “Greatest show on earth,” held by Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey, nor is it the cinema drama produced by Cecil B. De Mille in 1952. Instead, it’s the three ring circus under the big White Tent and Dome in Washington D.C.

In the center ring, dressed in a red and gold abaya with matching smagh and badouin is Ring Master, Barrack Hussein Obama. He snaps his wimpy whip several times before it makes any noise, then he announces the pathetic acts he has contrived.

“In ring number two” he bellows, “is Boozo Joe Biden.

We see Boozo Joe Biden, the man who wanted to divide Iraq into a three ring circus, smile while clinching his teeth together. Each time he tries to talk, his rosy red, rubber nose slips from his nose and into his mouth, a favorable place for his foot.

“In ring number three,” the Ring Master continues, “Is plastic lady, Nancy Pelosi.”

Nancy, in her pink leotards and gold tutu, cracks her whip at a gathering of asses under her control and forces them in line to gallop around the ring, nose to butt, nose to butt.

Then the spotlight follows the Ring Master’s pointing to the top of the tent and he announces, “And on the high wire, that bicep challenged man on the high flying trapeze, Harry We Lost The War, Reid.”

Harry, restrained by two circus thugs Barney and Dodd, is forced to bow but won’t look down. He is also wearing pink leotards and a gold tutu.

Now the Ring Master directs the spotlight to another platform high in the tent top and announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen. Our newest addition to the circus is our junior high flying trapeze catcher, comedian, all around clown and foul mouth who has failed miserably at ever endeavor, Al Frigging Franken, who will catch Harry as soon as Harry’s assistants push him off the perch.”

Send in the clown.

Now the Democrat circus is complete.

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1 bucktown July 3, 2009 at 10:10 pm

Now, if only Obama can figure out a way to give all circus animals health care.

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