Answer this question tea party people. Did our revolutionary forefathers buy their own tea and dump it into the harbor?
Hell no they didn’t. They overpowered the British and dumped theirs in.
If you want to be revolutionaries, you need to start acting like them.
Here’s a minimum requirements list to qualify for being a revolutionary tea party member. Don’t even show up to the Tax Day Tea Parties if you don’t, or won’t, satisfy the following:
- Exercise your 2nd Amendment rights by purchasing at least one firearm. Go to Wal-Mart, buy a shotgun, and bring your receipt to the tea party and show it to the media. Remember, Obama said he wants to develop a civilian security force that’s as well armed and funded as our military. Do you for a second think that conservatives, independents, or libertarians will be part of this force? Hell no! This civilian security force will be made up of ACORN Democrats. Remember, our revolutionary forefathers sacrificed their lives for your right to bear arms. And what did they fight the British with to win you this right? Firearms!
- Change your party affiliation to independent or unaffiliated and tear up your old voter registration card in front of the media. Both political parties will see measurable drops in their membership numbers and no media pundits can marginalized this away. Don’t worry, you have 3 years to change it back and have your say in the primaries.
- Exercise civil disobedience at the protests. During the 1st series of Tea Party protests, cops herded crowds into designated areas and we complied like good little lemmings. Screw that! This time when they tell you to move, refuse, or at least take your good old time doing it. Make it hard on them. Resist. Make them earn your conduct. Be at least as bold as those piss ant anti-capitalist protesters are. Hell, cops told the Washington DC crowd at the last protest they were not allowed to have balloons…balloons people! And we sheepishly complied without even putting up a modest fight. Not this time. Tell the authorities you are the only ones that follow laws anymore. Tell them Congress passes unjust laws and doesn’t follow the good ones. Tell the cops our congressional legislators of law and order no longer believe in what cops swear to protect.
- In unison, at some point during the protest, orchestrate the displaying of the middle finger in the air to Congress. Congress seems to be deaf to our cries so give them some sign language to sit on. Make sure you tell the media before everyone does it so they can catch the moment. If you can’t do this simple display of civil disobedience, you’re no revolutionary and I’m sick of you, too.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m proud to death of all the people that organized these Tea Party protests and everyone that showed up. But, make no mistake. We don’t have long before our country and Constitution take a permanent backseat to tyranny and a new world order permanently. If you can’t find the strength to at least do these simple things, you are decaf tea. You are Lipton Lite. You are organic green tea sipping pussies.
It’s time Congress heard us. It’s time we made them afraid of what we might do next.
The time has come to act like our forefathers whose actions and courage gave us the name for our protests today.
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